Out of the cultural wasteland that is central Pennsylvania rises the
many-headed monster known to the world as ARTPIG INTERNATIONAL. ARTPIG
functions primarily as an outlet for the peculiar outpourings of the
troubled psyches of Robert L. Brown and Jonathan Mertz, expressing
themselves in the realms of audio and video. The world's reaction to their
earliest works is best summed up in the title of their short film "What Are
These Assholes Trying To Prove?" Undeterred by rejection and hostility,
indeed perversely pleased with themselves, the duo continued to mine the
same sick vein until one of their like-minded sociopathic friends said,
"You'uns oughta sell this shit." ARTPIG was born.
From ARTPIG production 'Feast of the Dead'
In the realm of the visual arts, Messrs. Brown and Mertz work both
separately and as part of a team, taking turns writing, directing, and
acting in underground masterpieces of varying lengths. Several hallmarks
stand out as the artists' signatures: their view of life as a random and
meaningless mess; and the total destruction of their hometown, Mifflintown.
The latter takes place in several of their major works--notably "The Cow
Movie" and "Man Jailed For Painting Zoo Animals Orange," as well as in "Are We
Really Waiting For Jesus?" and the epic "I Believe."
A seasoned cast of regulars prominently features hot new sexy action hero
Timothy B. Hosler. William Daniel Daup, an accomplished film-maker decades
before he was corrupted by ARTPIG, recently returned to writing and
directing with the disturbing Bill Daup's "P". The vivacious and talented
Marc Auker did the same with 1997's sequel, "P2."
Musically, ARTPIG INTERNATIONAL serves as a purveyor of creations which fail
to fit into any recognizeable pigeonhole: Mr. Brown's mutated ragtime
masterpieces; Mr. Mertz's twisted work with Das Ubermensch; and the two
working together with a loose affiliation of cohorts (including Hosler, Daup
and Auker) known as the Squirtin' Murphys. Inane and insane compilation
tapes of rummage sale records and goodwill store goodies are also available
from the ARTPIG Audio Emporium.
Visionary, anti-social, weird, nihilistic, hilarious and occasionally
thought-provoking, ARTPIG is dedicated to destroying the world of the bland
normals who dog their every step in the uncertain journey toward total
artistic freedom and the pure expression of the awful beauty and magnificent
ugliness which characterizes modern life. "Death to the Pot Pie People!"
shall be the rallying cry in ARTPIG's New World Order. Will you join the
growing ranks of the true believers? Or will you be trampled in the mud
like the miserable souls whose ossified brains couldn't adjust to the new
aesthetic? Decide now, O son of man, before we decide for you!
About the Auteurs:
Robert L. Brown
Known in film school as "that damned neo-dadaist Brown"; prolific composer
whose singular style blends such diverse elements as Kurt Weill, Willie "The
Lion" Smith, John Philip Sousa, Jelly Roll Morton, high school marching
bands and Thelonius Monk into a unique and original voice; performer whose
recorded works include "City of Bone -- The Doomed Love of Nick Adams" and
"Kumi Mizuno" and the critically acclaimed "Apotheosis of Ed D. Wood Jr.";
author of countless "Smart-Alecky Tales of the Tri-County Area";
icono-clastic film-maker whose directorial efforts include "The Cow Movie",
"Elvis:The After-life:The Evidence", and most recently "Feast of the Dead";
archivist and host of the Dumb Dances video series; co-director of "Man
Jailed For Painting Zoo Animals Orange" and "Nixuernica (How American?)"; master
thespian whose screen presence graces many of ARTPIG's film offerings.
Click above to see a video clip of Robert Brown in
an ARTPIG production.
Jonathan Mertz
Former bassist in ground-breaking punk shouldabeens
Friction; surrealist painter of note; self-proclaimed
illegitimate son of William Burroughs; Mifflintown's
foremost practicioner of the Burroughs/ Gyson cut-up
method of writing, com-posing, painting and filmmaking;
author of "Horrifying Zombie Cubism," a cut-up novella
which is being set to music by his mysterious
psychofunkapocalpso combo Das Ubermensch; maker of
such pretentious angst-ridden artfilms as "White Woman
(1 & 2)", "Church of Formaldehyde", "The Apostle John in a
Time Machine", and "The American Trilogy"; co-director
(with Brown) of two thirds of "The Artpig Trilogy."
Recently performed with The Imperial Orgy at Cafe 210,
and read his sick poetry at Maxwell's in Hoboken. Once
shook hands with Muddy Waters.