Howdy boys and girls! So you're getting a taste
of what The Imperial Orgy's all about, aren't you?

Ain't exactly the Mickey Mouse Club is it?

Well the number for the FBI is (703) 640-7800.
The Christian Coalition is (757) 424-2630.
The ACLU is (318) 425-2821.

Hurry pick up the phone! Say we're communists!
Terrorists! Devil worshipers! Sexual deviants!

Say we don't watch American Idol!

How anti-social, anti-American,
just not right, can you get?

But whatever you do, don't click that icon! 'Cause
if you do we just might sneak up behind you and
give you a big juicy soul kiss.

The adventure's about to begin and we don't
need no willy nillies, fuddy-duddies, or
hotty-totties 'round here.

Hey I got it- go tell your mother she wants you!
I think MTV beach party is on. You wouldn't
wanna miss that!

What we're trying to say is...aww, what the hell.
C'mon in. But listen daddy, don't say we didn't
warn you.